The 5000 question survey: Questions 51 to 100

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: Fruit which has a special internet connection so you can google while out and about. On the plus side it is biodegradable and can get thrown away once you have eaten the fruit.
Ambytime: A time to amble. Which is like wandering only more constructive because with a specific time frame.
Asscactus: Really annoying person who thinks they know everything.
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
Chocolate chip cookies.
53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My teddy bear
54. How many TV’s are in your house?
Too many!
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
Read or lay on my back and look at the clouds
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
Happy
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
Not that I remember although I have had a feeling of déjà vu.
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
Yes
59. What is your idea of paradise?
It depends on the day....today it would be a nice peaceful lounge near water.
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
Yes. Big.
61. Do you believe in Hell?
I believe in the concept of Hell.
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
I once tried to learn the trapeze.
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
No clue...what I think is kind someone else may just find annoying.
64. Are you a patient person?
I try very hard. But If I’m tired or grumpy not really.
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
Wonderful, relaxing and available the moment you need it.
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?
LA Gang Tours  Bad taste I think.
67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
Best bad joke: why did the rooster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
No clue.
69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
Natural
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
I’m a vault. My secrets aren’t necessarily dark or deep but a mere acquaintance is never going to know what they are.
71. What is under your bed right now?
Mostly dust and shoes.
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
Well I’d stay for a while if the wicked witches were dead and the flying monkeys were gone. Those things seriously creep me out!
73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
Hell, no.
74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
How drunk am I? Bryan Adams - Summer of 69 is good.
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
I seriously can’t remember when I last danced. However, I’m pretty sure I was a little under the weather at the time. So it was probably about 2.5 years ago.
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
Neither.... I like Pixar.
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
Penguins
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
Yes, sometimes. I like ‘happily ever after’ does that count?
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
Nah, because gravity still sucks!
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
Sleep, eat chocolate, sleep, chocolate... I can’t decide on one. Sorry.
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
Maybe the freedom people have to wear Budgie smugglers.  Especially those who think they look good in them when pretty much only models and very fit sports people do.
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
Ohh, very tough choice. Probably the equator as long as there was air conditioning and pools / rivers/ oceans to swim in.
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
TV.
84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
Something more than being good at sport.
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
Zero. I don’t think I’d be good as a cartoon character.
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
Vomit.... Oh, did you mean what makes me want to throw up?
87. What was the last thing you paid for?
Lunch today.
88. Are you a coupon clipper?
No.
89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
Not since Christmas.
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
Ten Pin Bowling although sailing might be fun.
91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
It’s too late at night to even think about this.
92. What insects are you afraid of?
Spiders.
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
Maybe: Nothing to see here, move along.
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
How eccentric are jeans, t-shirts and runners?
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh what food would it be?
Chocolate of course!
96. What are your parents interested in?
Zero. They are dead.
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
Yes.
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
No.
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
Plans are more helpful, wishes are more interesting.
99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
After a decent sleep.
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
Sleeping bag, food and water.