Some members of the extended family will always call you by the nickname that you yourself stopped using as a child (in fact when I was 11).
Apparently it’s not just my grandmother who calls me by my mother's name… it’s very disconcerting. However, according to Girl Child I don't look how she remembers my mother. Girl Child was only 3 when Mum died so I’m not really relying on her memory.
Those camouflage a muffin top undies really do suck your stomach in and give you a nice waist BUT are not comfortable.
Some Funeral Directors have their own branded bottled water and they give out them out at funerals.
Thankfully, I can drive further with the low fuel warning light on than I expected. I did have to put 5 litres more in the petrol tank than I thought it held so those last few kilometres may have been driven on not much more than petrol fumes.
That’s all folks!